We'll be applying the mini market system.
Welcome to Skak Mart, we hope you enjoy shopping here.
Welcome to Jaya Baru Store, we hope you enjoy shopping here.
You keep saying "Welcome". You're like a gatekeeper.
Your payment is 30,000. Would you like to donate the 300?
- No. - Remember, sir.
All of your wealth belong to God.
We need uniforms.
What color?
It should be pink.
It's for the store uniform, Naryo, not hussy uniform.
What's a hussy?
I don't know, brother, I've never tried one.
How could he think about placing an ATM here?
I know, right? This property belongs to Mr. Afuk.
But it has been our base camp for years.
I know. This place has good lighting.
It's a nice selfie spot.
Yeah. In this very place,
I've defeated Ojak many times on the chessboard.
I too can fill my crosswords easily here.
This place brings good luck.
Luck?
Lucky-Lucky Benti?
Brother Amiauw.
Someone from the bank will come to survey the location for the ATM.
I'll leave it to you, okay? I need to go for a while.
Brother! Brother!
Just a minute.
Brother Erwin, why do you need to place an ATM?
People here don't need ATM, brother.
That's right, brother.
People here need dangdut!
- You better build a stage. - That's right.
So, you're placing an ATM here? That's great.
The next ATM is so far from here.
Walking there is killing me.
Let alone a car, I don't even own a motorbike.
This is Jakarta, sir. Life is tough.
That's great. But if I may suggest...
Excuse me.
So, people here don't need an ATM?
But we also need dangdut.
I think he doesn't like dangdut.
You should've said we need striptease.
He doesn't like striptease.
It would be great if we have a dangdut show.
At the ATM, you only go...
And you're done.
What about a dangdut show?
- Like that. - How was that?
Again, again!
No matter what, we must ruin this plan.
Yeah.
I don't wanna hang out around an ATM.
It's cold.
That's right.
How can he let a pretty guy like me die of catching a cold?
In an hour, the surveyor will arrive.
Any idea?
Let's poison the surveyor.
What if he dies?
We bury him.
Watch your mouth!
Nowadays, it's hard to bury a person.
Not enough space at cemetaries.
Let's just tell him. The location is a historical site.
There's a temple beneath it.
They'll dig the place.
Right.
Enough, I have an idea.
Why don't we make Naryo wear a bikini?
To scare the surveyor away.
Agree, agree.
No, no!
Naryo, this is for all of our benefit.
Don't be selfish.
Selfish, my foot! No way!
You said you're feminine.
I am feminine!
But I don't wear a bikini just anywhere!
It's indecent!
So you've worn one?
I have.
Let's do it like this. It's okay, you don't have to wear a bikini.
You just pick your most beautiful dress.
The sexiest.
One that defines you most as a sexbomb.
No way!
(Boom Deer!!! Youtubers' Dtergent)
Excuse me.
Handsome.
And so neat. Anything I can help you with?
Yes, I'd like to survey the location for the ATM.
Where are you from?
I'm from the BRO Bank. Reliable and dependable, bro.
Want me to call you "Sir" or "Bro"?
As a man, you shouldn't be indecisive.
Where's the location that I need to survey?
Wherever is fine.
Here is okay, there is okay.
At my place is also...
Sir, I just want to survey the ATM location.
Survey, or...
Survey?
Why are you crying?
Please, sir.
I'm just an outsource worker.
My wife is heavily pregnant.
We need money for her labor.
Gosh, I think Naryo has failed.
If I don't achieve targets,
she won't go into labor.
Her belly will get bigger.
The house we rent will become more cramped.
I have an ID.
- Idea. - That's it.
No matter what, you take care of him, okay?
Wait here.
- Amiauw, offer him some drink. - Okay.
Sir, are you the ATM surveyor?
Yes. Mr. Amiauw?
Yes.
The guys are cleaning up the location.
Tidy things up, right? How about a drink?
You want some coffee or tea?
Tea would be fine.
But we only have water. Is that okay?
It's okay, I guess.
Here you go, sir. Jaya Baru Store's special water.
Thank you.
Gosh, irrigate that dry throat.
How long have you been a surveyor?
Well, around five months, sir. Yes.
What was your previous job?
I started my own business.
- At first, I... - Cool, awesome!
Let's go to the location.
Sir, this is the location.
Is that okay? I don't see anyone.
What are you saying? I just cleaned it.
Perhaps you were daydreaming?
Don't daydream too much, you'll get possessed.
Possessed by a tiger. Kemayoran tiger.
- That's Persija. - Yeah.
Here...
My goodness! Who's that?
Where?
There!
- What? - There? Who's that behind there?
What do you mean "who"? That's a tree.
No, not the tree.
Beneath it.
- The black one? - Yes!
That's a plant pot. He doesn't know.
No, not the plant pot.
That one!
- There! - Goodness, sir!
That is one awful gas problem.
- Are you that tired? - No, no!
That wasn't my burp!
It's alright, no need to be embarassed.
- Yeah. - No, it came from that person!
- Where? - Over there!
- Who's over there? - There in the corner!
Corner? Fashion Corner? What is it?
I'm seeing an old lady.
An old lady?
That's an apparation.
Because this place was a Dutch prison.
- Dutch prison? - Yes, it's spooky, sir.
Back then, you know a Dutch general called Van der Sar?
He died right here, sir!
Isn't Van der Sar a goalkeeper?
That's Andritany. What's with you?
- This guy never watch soccer. - Yeah.
And it's said that the old lady
likes to follow the person whom she doesn't like.
I don't think she'll follow you.
No, no.
But I think...
this place is not suitable for an ATM.
- My goodness. - Customers will be haunted as well.
It's alright then.
I will talk to Erwin.
Right, sir. Then, I'll go back right now, okay?
But I cleaned this place.
It's alright, nothing wrong with cleaning, right?
No cigarette money?
Gosh, sir, I don't have any. But I need to ask you.
Which one of those old ladies that likes to follow people?
What do you mean?
Well, which one? There are two of them.
The one with the normal face on the ground?
Or the one with the scary face hanging on the tree?
Which one?
Come on, I'm asking you.
I'm leaving.
There are two of them?
Isn't she alone?
I don't know. I'm scared. I don't wanna look.
Ask her, maybe she has a twin.
You do it, okay?
You do it.
She looks like a gravekeeper.
Granny?
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Sleeping with her eyes open?
Like a koi fish.
Payment? Payment!
More! More!
Here!
Alright!
Yeah.
Thanks, granny.
That's all.
Come on, before the one above asks for payment too, come on!
(Lae-Lae Brother's Drink)
That surveyor from the bank, for the ATM, did he came?
He came, brother. But he went back.
So what did he say?
He said our place is not suitable for an ATM.
Not suitable? I fulfilled all of the requirements!
I don't know, brother. What was it?
He said we didn't pass the IQ test or something.
Yeah.
What happened?
I don't know, brother.
Why don't you try to call the surveyor?
We got him!
Graduated from abroad for nothing.
Yeah, nothing compared to us who got scolded outside.
An ATM? Put a typewriter there!
Hello, sir?
No can't do, sir. I've checked the place.
Your location is not suitable, sir.
I need to go, sir.
Kids nowadays.
They have no manner!
Sir, I want to buy two Tje Plok soaps.
Tje Plok soap?
Would you like the foam to be separated?
Separated.
Excuse me, miss. Do you shop here often?
No, this is my first time. What's the matter?
Really? I've seen you a lot.
Brother, that is so lame.
You better Google first about...
How to freshen up your body odor.
That'll be 20,000.
What's with him?
You know how desperate guys are to find romance.
Us females should be more understanding.
This is you, right?
No. Why would I be on the cover of that thing?
Try placing your hand like this.
It is her, right?
It's different. That's her left hand, not her right hand.
The face!
Miss, miss! Wait!
What do you want?
Miss, help me out. Just one question.
How should I know?
How can you not know? You're the model.
Here. Four letters.
Something outside the normality.
I don't care!
I don't care?
This is you, right?
You don't understand? You daft.
That's it! "Daft"! Thank you, Yad!
Thank you? I noticed that since yesterday,
you always interrupt everything I say. Nuts!
How can it be "Nuts"?
Daft is more appropriate.
You're nuts!
- "Daft", Yad. - You're nuts!
Daft, it can't be "Nuts", it has to be "Daft".
- You're nuts! - "Daft".
("DEF" Battery ABC No More!!!)
Yes, ma'am?
Where's Mr. Afuk?
My dad went to Medan, ma'am.
You're his son?
Yes.
Why do you call him "Dad"? Sounds like a city folk.
- What then? - "Dada".
Right. My dada went to Medan, ma'am.
- He's in Medan. - Anything I can help you with?
No need, no need.
I'm used to be served by Ojak.
Where's Ojak?
I think he's in the toilet. Just a second.
Ojak!
Jak, Ojak!
Gosh, Mrs. Nyoto, I thought you were someone else.
- You... - Doing some shopping again?
Yes, the usual.
Okay, let's do this.
What's with your face?
Thanks to him.
Too much new rules, ma'am.
And he's planning to ruin our hangout place.
You don't have to hang around up front.
Usually you hang around the toilet.
I don't hang around the toilet. I deliver packages there.
This way.
How was it?
I think it's working.
Because earlier, inside the trash can,
I found the paper from the bank crumpled.
Take that, Erwin.
But I feel sorry for him.
Feel sorry, my foot!
He never feels sorry for us. You...
Yeah. But, hey, I have another idea.
What is it?
How about if tomorrow morning we all come late together?
What for?
To let Erwin know that we don't like him.
How about it?
Okay, I'll come late.
Naryo?
- Okay, fine. - Amiauw?
I live here. How can I be late?
Can't you find a way?
Maybe you can poop for two hours?
No way.
Or maybe...
you can spend the night at my place, Miauw.
Okay, I'll poop for two hours.
Okay then.
Miauw.
Bye.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome.
Where is everybody?
Gosh... I'm not sure, brother.
- Mr. Erwin? - Yeah?
Where's that coffee bought yesterday?
Coffee... Right, this way.
Where's everyone? So quiet.
I don't know where they are.
(Kok Noodle Who knows?)
Thank you for shopping here.
Take that, Erwin.
He's overwhelmed without us.
Like in a car race without Valentino Rossi.
Rossi rides a bike!
If it rains, he takes the car.
You're kinda right.
One ball for Sani.
Yes, yes, you asked for one Pocari.
You can have it, sir.
But I feel sorry for Mr. Erwin.
Seeing him like that,
I can't stand it anymore!
Hey, Tubby!
Welcome to Jaya Baru Store, we hope you enjoy shopping here.
You're wasting my time!
Miss, miss! Here...
It's hard without us, right?
It's like they're bullying me, you know?
What's wrong with you, Win? Try it this way.
Break the whole problem down to solve it.
Like this morning, they all agreed to come late.
Don't you have a distinct work hour at the store?
We do have work hours, but it's not like an office
with an attendance machine and stuffs.
Well, install one then.
Use an attendance machine at the store?
Yeah.
Late workers will receive a penalty. Done.
What if they become more upset at me?
Win, your job is to improve the store.
If they can't see that, then fine.
It's their fault, not yours.
Come on, no need to think about things like this.
You won't be there for long anyway, right?
Right?
Good evening, sir.
Are you ready to order your main course?
I'll have the chicken fried rice.
Chicken fried rice.
I'll have a noodle. Chicken noodle.
Can you repeat that?
Yes, I can, sir.
Good evening, sir.
Are you ready to order your main course?
That stew doesn't taste good.
I know, we should've gone straight home.
- Yeah. - They usually taste good.
Maybe the seller's in a bad mood, his team lost a match.
What is that sound?
It must be a banshee!
I knew it! I'm scared!
- Yo! - Yad!
No!
My phone.
No!
It's just a phone. Look, look, hey.
Look, it's just a phone.
Handphone.
Why can't you change the ringtone, Jak?
I know, right? You're scaring me.
That's the problem.
I changed it yesterday.
How come it changed back to this?
What's wrong?
Lately, people have been running away from me.
(To Be Continued)
We're forming a workers' union.
Let us contemplate what our efforts should be
to bring Erwin down.
Shouldn't we feel sorry for Mr. Erwin?
You feel sorry for Erwin, but not for us?
How about we...
run away from the store?
Let's go to Ancol. Watch some elephants?
Your own private Ancol?
There are no elephants in Ancol!
You mean Ragunan?
Ragunan's fine, we can watch some dolphins.
I'll spray you!